if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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