Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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