I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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