Apparently you make a good broom.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
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I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
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I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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