This girl is more easily done than said...
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
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My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
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You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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