So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
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Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
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I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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