if you like me you must not know who I am
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
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Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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