3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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