just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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