I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
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hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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