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Are you dead

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Yes

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Oh man

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Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard

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(502): View more from Kentucky

you would pick up someone in the library

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass

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(310): View more from California

something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up

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(989): View more from Michigan

I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."

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(212): View more from New York

You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.

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(415): View more from California

my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong

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It's 4 in the afternoon........

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(407): View more from Florida

Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.

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