Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
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he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
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I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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