how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
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Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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