Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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