It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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