I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
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All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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