Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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