I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Two words: nipple clamps
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