Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
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What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
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had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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