you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
be right there i have to get my cape
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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