Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
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he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
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this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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