If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
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The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
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I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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