But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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