You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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