this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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