There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
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girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
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Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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