when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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