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The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
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For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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