how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
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my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
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Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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