did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
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So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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