We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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