Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Randomize
