so let's talk penis.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Im part way to drunk.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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