Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
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Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
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