if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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