You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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