The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
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future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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