Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
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Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
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Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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