He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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