they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Please, let me fuck your mom
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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