Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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