why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
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I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
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My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I need a beard to bite.
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