Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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