She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
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It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
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The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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