I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
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I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
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I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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