Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
