Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
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If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
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This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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