I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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