you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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