what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
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I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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