...so i touched it.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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