Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
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It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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